Why Men Marry Bitches by Argov Sherry

Author:Argov, Sherry
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf

(Fast forward a day and a half.) Sunday night, Faith

comes bouncing in with a tan, the smel of coconut oil,

and a gorgeous lei around her neck. “Aloha!”

Suddenly, there was a complete role reversal. “Why

didn’t you cal ? I was worried sick!” Then came a

lecture about being more considerate. Faith listened

while munching on Hawaiian Mauna Loa nuts. Then

she responded, “I don’t understand why you are giving

me such a hard time. Didn’t I bring you back some

nuts? Besides, if you total up the hours you’ve stayed

out late drinking in the past year, it wouldn’t even be a

fraction of the hours I was gone.” Then she pranced

upstairs to unpack. Thomas never forgot to cal Faith

again. He went out half as often, came in at a decent

hour, and even bought her a fancy cel phone so they

could always reach each other.

RELATIONSHIP PRINCIPLE 45

When a man doesn’t call, a bunch of scenarios

will typically run through a woman’s mind.

Similarly, his imagination will run wild when he

doesn’t hear from you.

If you can’t afford a trip to Hawaii and don’t know

any flight attendants, there is another, far less

expensive alternative to deal with the “partner rol s in

just before dawn” dilemma. There is a new invention

that is sold at Home Depot or any hardware store

commonly referred to as a dead bolt. (When used

once in very cold temperatures, it has a 99 percent

effectiveness rate.)

When a man is coming in late or he doesn’t cal ,

he’s in control. Some even play up the party-boy

facade: “Oh, man, I am so hung over. We had so

many mai tais last night.” He probably had beer nuts,

a stolen green olive from the bar, and one light beer.

“If I stay out al night drinking, wil she leave tread

marks in the carpet from pacing back and forth?” So

he’l act like he’s a beer-drinking pig…and damn

proud of it. Why? Because when he knows someone

is waiting, worried and upset, he feels cared about.

It’s the same feeling you get when he sends roses, a

limo, and tickets to the theater.

Even teenage boys do this with their mothers.

Stevie, age thirteen, said, “If I know my mommy is

going to yel at me, I may as wel stay out at the

arcade even later, and have another soda pop. If you

cal while you are out, you know you are going to get

yel ed at anyway. So why spoil al the fun? You may as

wel just get yel ed at once when you get home,

instead of getting yel ed at twice.”

On the other hand, if he comes home and you

aren’t even there for his grand entrance, it’s no fun

anymore. “Where is she? I didn’t get my adrenaline

kick. Wait, she doesn’t care where I am or where I’ve

been. Why isn’t she upset?” I’ve even heard some

men come right out and say, “I stay out late because it

makes my girlfriend appreciate me more.” (Her

reaction reassures him she cares.)

As common as the “drinking late” scenario is the

“working late” scenario. Brett was dating Andrea for a

short while. He cal ed and said he was thinking of

canceling because of a grueling day at the office.

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